PAIN Acronym In Need

Polymers Are Illegibly Named

Plasmo's Appreciative International Network

Particle Accelerator Input Nodes

Physicists' Astrogative Imperial Navy

Physics Association Is Nice

Physicists Are Interesting Neanderthals

Put Anything Into Nitrogen

Prepare Another Intransient Neophyte

Please Accrue Inertia Now!

Physics Awesomeness Integrates N-space

Physicists Are Incurable Neurotics

Physicists Ambling Into N-space

Physicist Army Invading Norway

Physicist Alliance: Instigating Normalisation

Physicist Alliance: Interning Newtonites

Physicist Assaults Ignorant Naturalist

Physicist Assembles Intelligent Nuke

Practice Atomics In Nevada!

Poke Another Irritating Newtonite

Pixies Assault Island Newts

Patriot Arrow Intercept Network

Please Attempt Interplanetary Nutbush

Prions Attack Intracellular Neurons

Plato, Aristotle, Impale Nietzche

Protoss Army Inside Nexus

Picard Arguing In Nexus

Penguin Accidentally Installs NT

Postdoc Assistant Infiltrates NSA

Pingu Ambushes Inquisitive Nemo

Principal Accepts Indivisible Numbers

Practical Atom-smashing: Interactive Novel

Precise Astrophysicist Invalidates Novikov

Proton Accelerates Into Neutron

Pessimistic Alchemist Ingests Neucleotides

Palace Armoury Includes Neutrinogun

Prokaryote Abandoned In Nostril

Blacker is the New Black

Ninja have to rethink their approaches to camouflage this week as a new material was unveiled this week, 30 times blacker than the government standard, which is based upon the ace of spades.

"Against this stuff we stand out like a white kitten under disco lights," Said one unknown spokesman for the clans, before disappearing inside an empty interview room.

"Our flag now seems civilised," an anarchist leader announced to a press conference before blowing it up. Joining pirates and witches, Saint Nick is also looking to switch to something a little darker, saying that coal just doesn't cut it anymore for the naughy kids. Goths are reported to be "rainbowing up the party" in the presence of this new material.

The material's incredible blackness comes from the fact that it is made from carbon fibrey things. Previous experiments with His Dark Materials were unsuccessful, as they were in fact not dark, but a light papery colour.

Sith lords are also reported as being unhappy, with apprentices being lured to the Darker side.


Writers: Chris & Tomas

References:
[1] Some article on black
[2] Wikipedia
[3] Sugar