Chasing the Chaser
So recently the Chaser came for a book signing at Indooroopilly - and we thought we’d do an “If life were a musical” segment for them! 
Unfortunately Andrew wasn’t there, but Chas and Chris were.
Check out the video on YouTube!!!
The full lyrics are below (you can’t quite make all of them out in the chorus, mainly due to us being distracted by several security guards…)
Drop me an email if you were there!
It’s just too good to be true
We got our books signed by you
Better than Howard or Rudd
(Though Kev is a bit of a stud)
All day work we have skived
So thank god you’ve arrived
It’s just too good to be true
We got our books signed by you
Pardon us causing this Strife
But, well, you deevorced your wife
Though you did have pizzazz
And you’re much cuter than Chas
Julian, Craig - they don’t bore
But Chris it’s you we adore
You’re just too good to be true -
And we’ve got our books signed by you!
[Dance break]
We love you Chris, and if it’s right by you
We’ll steal your segments, and dress up like Andrew
You’re Taylor-made, and we just love watching you
Oh pretty Chris, 9pm on Wednesday!
Oh pretty Chris, you made John Howard pay
Oh pretty Chris, [men solo, slower] please tell us you’re gay!