A Lymerick for Archimedes
by Joel Gilmore
Some poetic license required! 
Must be told with great gusto and expression, particularly the final punchline.
“Eureka!” cried old Archimedes
“I can’t believe no-one has seen this!”
He stripped off his robe
And fled his abode
‘Twas one of his flashes of genius
Copyright Joel Gilmore 2004