Mary had an Integral
by Joel Gilmore
This is set to the rhyme, not the song
Mary had an integral
Her answer looked like muck
Her tutor said, “Just simplify!”
Mary said, “Oh, ffff….fun!”
She made the terms go back and forward
It didn’t help a bit
Her tutor said “It’s trivial!”
Mary said, “That’s shhhh…sure hard.”
Mary solved the integral!
Her tutor checked her work
“Oops!” he said, “Your first line’s wrong!”
Mary said, “You freakin’ son of a bitch! What kind of crappy subject is this anyway? I’m gonna take a chainsaw to your head… [continue in this fashion as loud and as violent as
possible. Include swearing if appropriate for your audience!]
Copyright Joel Gilmore, 2004